Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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