Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
