hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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