i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
