Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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