D3 body, D1 cock
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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