We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Randomize
