HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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