Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We need to get me chipped asap
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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