in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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