I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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