i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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