Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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