Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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