Define "chronic" masturbator.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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