There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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