Your dad touched me again.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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