she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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