dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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