C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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