I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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