sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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