Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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