i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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