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so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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