Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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