Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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