think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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