Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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