so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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