And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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