He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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