I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
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When did angry sex become our thing?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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