If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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