The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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