No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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