she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have feelings that need drinking.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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