how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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