My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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