Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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