A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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