How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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