My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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