it's too hot outside to masturbate.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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