Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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