Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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