No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
