did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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