Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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