Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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