my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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