He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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