I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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