It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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